CORNHOLIO STRIKES BACK. AND THEN OUT!

HERE WE HAVE MR CORNHOLIO, JUST AFTER LOOSING A BIBLE TRIVIA CHALLENGE, THAT HE MADE, AGAINST THE "CHURCH LADIES" MARCH 2, 2009

21 comments:

Blasé said...

I agree... Kelly Combs is going to pee her pants when she sees me...

March 2, 2010 5:18 PM

KrippledWarrior said...

No Sir! I'm sure KC gets it.

March 2, 2010 5:30 PM

Blasé said...

..I mean when she sees me walking the streets of gold.

March 2, 2010 5:38 PM

Christiejolu said...

LOL! This was great! And so true. I know people who go to church way more than I do and consider themselves catholics and the things they do and say...They think they are forgiven because they cross themselves when we pass a church! Great post!

March 2, 2010 6:06 PM

Karen said...

Never judge a book by it's cover.   POOR KAREN. HER DAYS WERE NUMBERED. AND CORNHOLIO WAS THE CALENDAR KEEPER...

March 2, 2010 6:11 PM

Blasé said...

Hey Christiejolu..

I see you have 'Christ' in your name. You know that don't guarantee you Jack-Squat.

Also, I see you own a pitbull. You know what the bible says about folks that own pitbulls, don't you?

March 2, 2010 6:12 PM

WHAT CORNHOLIO DIDN'T KNOW, IS ASTOUNDING?

March 2, 2010 10:43 PM

Gillian said...

Indeed! Well said....becareful what you wish for..

March 2, 2010 10:55 PM

Blasé said...

Why does Kelly Combs want me to go to hell? I remember when I used to think that I was going to heaven but the person sitting next to me was not.

March 3, 2010 3:01 AM

Blasé said...

What does it mean to "follow him"?

March 3, 2010 3:02 AM

KrippledWarrior said...

Dewd, No one wants you in hell. Not Kc. Not even God. I thought you said you read the bible!

March 3, 2010 10:51 AM 

 

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 HERE IS WHERE I MADE THE MISTAKE OF DISAGREEING WITH CORNHOLIO...

 NOTE THE DATE IN THE BLUE

   

 

 

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AND THEN JUST ONE WEEK LATER THE FIRST EVER ANONYMOUS COMMENT APPEARS ON MY BLOG. IT APPEARS TO BE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO IS CONCERNED WITH GATHERING AND LARGE NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS...

WHO DO WE KNOW THAT FILLS THIS BILL??? COULD IT BE___ AH, UM, CORNHOLIO??? I THINK YES!

Anonymous said...

You have to express more your opinion to attract more readers, because just a video or plain text without any personal approach is not that valuable. But it is just form my point of view

March 10, 2010 10:33 PM

Gillian said...

Do you know I've never been in any boat or ship in the ocean? I ferry doesn't count in my eyes. Its on my bucket list. You must have some real great stories to tell... P.S. Screw You, Anonymous...at least have the BALLS to put your name behind your opinion.

March 10, 2010 11:45 PM

Karen said...

Anonymous hasn't been reading you for very long. Right you are, Gillian.

March 11, 2010 4:43 AM

 

SHORTLY AFTER MAKING THIS COMMENT, GOOD OLD MR. ANONYMOUS, BEGAN BADGERING AND HARASSING KAREN, UNTIL SHE WAS FORCED TO PUT HER BLOG IN PRIVATE PUBLICATION. AND OPEN IT BY INVITATION ONLY... 

COINCIDENCE?   OR  CORNHOLIO???

 

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YOU BLAH BLAH GIRLZ  EXIST IN THE BLOG-O-SPHERE, ONLY BECAUSE

 CORNHOLIO HAS NEED OF YOUR

PRAISE AND ADORATION.

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AND DEAR DONUT GIRL, you say you've never had your butt squeezed in public!!!

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"Dutch donut girl said... Will a butt squeeze hug & a gentle, soothing, ticklish type of massage make you feel somewhat better? ♥‿♥ Does Mel Gibson need to get together with Lindsey Lohan? Does Larry King need to retire, today? Does Marla need to come back from California and send me my damn package?" 

this comes from CORNHOLIO'S Blog post dated

20 July, 2010

to which you and Ophilia commented 

about getting a spanking:::

Ophilia said...

TRY SPANKING ME LITTLE MAN.

July 20, 2010 11:47 AM

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Blasé said...

Seductress: I've never known a seductress to be so shy. You'll miss-out by being shy. What do you see? I won't tell anyone. Ophilia: I have a feeling there won't be much to spank. EAT! RA: The only way I'd ever read a Harry Potter book is if a gun were held to my head. In fact, I can't even remember the last time I read a damn book. I'll try to use my depression this Sunday.

July 20, 2010 5:17 PM

Dutch donut girl said...

Spank away! Ok, I'll go first. The Dutch one-woman team is always in your corner.

July 20, 2010 6:14 PM

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 It may surprise you to find out that the internet is out in public. And the BLOG-O-SPHERE is a subset of the World Wide Web, which inturn is a subset of the Internet. So offering to have your ass squeezed and spanked in the BLOG-O-SPHERE, is doing it in public...

 

  And today JULY 25, 2010, CORNHOLIO WRITES:

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It wasn't long before HH began to bully 'Amy K' (whatever happened to her?? Readers come and go, you know), on MY Blog. I let it slide for a while. Eventually she complained to me about it and I encouraged her to let it ride and even offered her $20 if she would publicly follow HH. So, being persuaded with Blasé's finesse and wisdom, she followed HH without even taking my money. So, now HH had one or three followers to speak of. 

 

Well always the gentleman, I thank CORNHOLIO for buying me a follower. unfortunately you have nothing to substantiate this claim. But just as unfortunately I have this little comment you made way back when...

 

1 comments:

Blasé said...

What's Up, KrippleW. I don't know how you found me, but I hope you will occasionally find something on my Blog that will stimulate you to Think and Laugh... Check out Mary/Pinky on my Followers Box. She is a Biker. Peace Roms 8:28

July 5, 2009 1:01 PM

  

AND HERE I AM BADGERING POOR LITTLE AMYK;

AmyK. said...

I can completely appreciate the analogies and dreams you share....they all share the theme of "loss of control". In my life I also fear this loss...I have shared that I adore marine life. My first tattoo was a dolphin because I WISHED to be Flipper as kid. Being free in the water (even though I know the dolphie who played Flipper were not free)is so beautiful...but I tried to take scuba diving lessons once and the isolation freaked me out, I got a migraine and had to stop. I was devastated. I know I should try again, but I haven't. It is a loss of control for me. I LOVE shark week...I watched the 1916 episode 3 times this week! WOW!! I had no idea that Jaws was based on this and my husband and I have been saying to each for years, "We're gonna need a bigger boat", when things look iffy for us, lol... Your dreams are interesting to me because you have dealt with control and loss of control in your life....and the dreams follow that pattern. Dreams are part of our subconscience...either playing things out or giving us clues. Do you think it is weird that birds scare me more than sharks? I guess no, since I don't usually encounter sharks in daily life. ;-) Once again, thanks for sharing. I love reading your blog.

August 8, 2009 10:21 PM

Krippledwarrior said...

Thank you AmyK... On your blog I left a comment about watching dolphins play in the bow-wake of a warship I was on, while doing 15knots at sunset... Yes they have been one of my favorite animals, along with the male Carolina Cardinal(until just recently). But fears, even phobic fears can be confronted and overcome.

August 9, 2009 12:36 PM

 

WHAT AN INCREDIBLY NASTY PERSON I WAS. TO POOR AMYK. SEE HOW SCARED I MADE HER? BUT CORNHOLIO, PAID HER TO FOLLOW, SO SHE HAD TO PUT UP WITH IT...

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AND HERE WE HAVE SOMEONE BEGGING SOMEONE ELSE TO SEND MORE FOLLOWERS:

1 comments:

Blasé said...

I wasn't aware of some of that info, thanks, HH. Yo, HH, How about sending over some of your male biker friends to my Blog. I'm up to my neck in Estrogen...I'm swimming in perfume...Women are coming out of my ears. Help out a Bro'

August 17, 2009 3:19 PM

 

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 FUNNY THING ABOUT THE INTERNET, CORNHOLIO...

IT NEVER FORGETS. IT ALWAYS KEEPS A RECORD.

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NOW, IF THERE ARE NO OTHER LIES, FALSEHOODS, DECEITS, PREVARICATIONS,  DISTORTIONS, RUMORS OR FLAT OUT BULLSHIT YOU NEED CLEARED UP, OR CORRECTED. I HAVE SOME WORK TO GET DONE.

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HEY, DDG! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?