HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE?
The Actual contents of a CAN-O-WHOOPASS!!!
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Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." -Ronald Reagan
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." -Ronald Reagan
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On a side note:
GO HOLLAND...
7 comments:
Again with the coward anonymous message...GRR that gets me so mad...I bet the person doesn't agree with the immigration law either! Sorry...It just makes me mad to see messages like that on my friends blogs...They need to grow some balls and say who they are...
Ok got that off my chest...I always liked that saying about if you can read his thank a teacher if you can read it in English thank a veteran...That is a good one...That is some can of Whoop ass!
One of my favorite blogs "Embrace The Suck" has on his home page "If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing anything at all. -Kingsley Amis"
You rock, we know it, and that's all that matters.
There will always be sad bastards in the world who have nothing better to do with their life than try and make others as miserable as they are.
I've OPENED a few cans, but I never looked inside....
The hubs enjoyed these. Thanks for the laughs. Blessings, SusanD
Someone hasn't quite gotten that can open... yet!
That picture made my day. You rock!
Somebody needs to either open the can on Anonymous - or send he/she to Texas and then watch what happens...
xoxoxoxo
robelyn
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