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Monday, July 12, 2010

A BIT-O-BIKER-BLING!

A LITTLE CARDIO WORKOUT FOR MONDAY MORNING...
If you are at work, you might not want to play this...
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Note: On What Planet is this Woman FAT???
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Get your Bike Bling Where I get Mine:





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It's a little tough to find photos of BIKE BLING 
that doesn't have bikini clad women 
climbing all over them. But here are a few...
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The great thing about a HARLEY...
a little paint goes a long way.



Even in the AS DELIVERED, A Soft-tail is a HEAD TURNER!


Toss on a Diamond Studded Derby Cover, And We've got some Serious BLING!

Some people just have to carry on. This MINIMALIST CHOPPER,
By CAMBELL, has the eye.


A little .24 Karat Gold and Red Velvet...
And you have a motorcycle that no-one will ride. EVER!!!


And If you see anyone riding this ABU-DHABI POLICE BIKE...
It's a safe bet, they stole it.


It's a safe bet, that this little gem has ZERO HOURS on that
Gold Plated engine.

You can have bling without buyin a HARLEY.
A little chrome goes a long way.


Here's a RICE ROCKET...
Ah... er... Metric Motorbike (For you Anonymous Commenter).


Or You can Start from the ground up, and build you engine & tranny.
ROLL YOUR OWN...
NO GOLD. JUST A LOT OF CHROME.



This little "SPORTY" will get you noticed.


Toss on some of These KURYAKYN Mini-Boards, and you have
changed the amount of vibration that comes from that
RUBBER MOUNTED MILL.

But this 2010 FAT BOY-LO in "Black Denim"
Starting at just $16,299.00
Puts you in the elite class of MOTORBIKES.
And When you Buy any HARLEY,
The Trow in an ATTITUDE free.
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And always remember this;
"You'll NEVER see a HARLEY parked at a Psychiatrist's Office.
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SEE Y'all real soon..

8 comments:

Heff said...

I luvs me some Jessica Simpson....as long as she doesn't speak.

Alice in Wonderland said...

Love the song...love the bikes, but Jessica Simpson, er, somehow I just don't think so!
Not that I have anything against her...I just don't like her!

Hope you are well, I'm still having bother with commenting and leaving comments. I thought this would have been sorted out by now...but no, computer seems to have taken a vacation!

red.neck chic said...

Hey - no hot pink Harley with sparkley things out there for me? I actually designed a purse for Harley girls - I need to add more bling to those...

xoxoxoxoxo
robelyn

Karen said...

Yeah, I never got the whole Jessica Simpson thing.

But those are some cool rides, and some pretty hideous ones too. Mike's Bike is on my newest post.. check it out and tell me what you think!

Anonymous said...

I told you your attitude sucks and your words are hurtful. Knock it off jack weed

Alice in Wonderland said...

Yeah! Comments seem to be working again!!!
I feel sorry for the jack-ass above me though. Doesn't know a good thing when it hits him/her in the face!
Talk to you soon, take care.
Big hugs!

Christiejolu said...

Love the bike bling and seriously dude with the anonymous comments...have the balls to say who you are...oh yeah you are a coward and so you won't..loser!

UBERMOUTH said...

Oh, I see what is going on here KW.
First off contrary to Anons comments you have never been offensive ever. Second. Only MY opinion counts.

Third- I am sad for you that you have to accept such shitty, ineffective trolls. Back in the day, they had some level of personality,but this new breed are so insipid as to be bloody offensive in their lack of grit.