Thursday, July 15, 2010

Ponder this:

Cows, The Constitution, The Ten Commandments
Think about this:        
       1. Cows                                 
       2. The Constitution             
       3. The Ten Commandments


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


       The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a government building is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.


Charlene said...

I read somewhere yesterday that there is research being conducted to try to eliminate or greatly reduce cow farting as a way to improve air quality.

Uncle Sam's Mistress said...

This has to be my fave post so far. Love it all!!!

Alice in Wonderland said...

This just made me laugh out loud!
You could say the same about this country.
A couple of years ago we had a big outbreak of "Foot and Mouth" disease in cows, and they managed to trace it back to a pig farm!
As for illegal immigrants, well, France is only 21 miles away, at the closest point, and I have read some amazing stories about how they get into this county through the Channel Tunnel, including hiding inside washing machines and fridges!
And don't get me started on the Ten Commandments or I'll be here all night!
Everyone is out to line their own pockets before they get kicked out, and I'm still confused about exactly who runs this country!

Karen said...

Yes, let's give them each a well-documented cow.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA...In the mean time maybe we can give Bin Ladden a cow as well....

Becki Jacket said...

Haha point taken!

I don't know why illegal immigrants wanna live here so bad...I mean our country has kinda gone down the shit hole.

Ms. Anthropy said...

Welcome home. We love you!

linda said...


Anonymous said...

funny and pretty! Your mother must have been proud.

Charlotte said...

The last one was the best!


Senorita said...

Somewhere in the humor of these quotes is a whole lot of truth !