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Friday, July 23, 2010

GENERAL QUARTERS! GENERAL QUARTERS!!!

ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. 
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL...

SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
AND WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED.

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There have been an extrordinarily large number of people on the blog-o-sphere who have been calling it quits. and packing in to get away from the drama. I was amongst their numbers a week ago. Having sacrificed half of my life and one of my limbs to support and defend the liberty that we enjoy here in America, I choose to allow Mr/Ms ANONYMOUS to comment my posts. Free speech is the primary liberty we enjoy in the USA. It is the reason people like MSNBC are allowed to say the things they say so openly.

But where I made my logic flaw was in thinking that people had the right to say things without accepting responsibility for their words. If the drafters of "The Declaration Of Independence" had chosen to not sign the document, it would have been an empty gesture, with no substance or effectiveness. Like graffiti scribbled on the alley walls.

So, I disabled ANONYMOUS comments after returning to blogging. And in its place, 
this was tossed over the wall...

DISCLAIMER & WARNING
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I know that Mr Blase and I have a great many friends in common on the blog-o-sphere. And I will not involve any of you in this encounter. Nor will I ask anyone to choose sides. Your friends are yours. And if you decide, for whatever reason, to part ways with me. I will hold no ill will towards you.

But let it be known that this is not two guys in the school yard mad dogging each other. I fully intend to put an end to this BS. 

I hereby openly declare a state of war between my Blog and Blase. I will employ a 
SCORCHED EARTH POLICY that will make W.T. Sherman loose sleep thinking about it.

Blase has already taken his list of followers off his blog. I believe it is to prepare for this event. I have left comments turned on so my adversary can respond. And if you wish to remain neutral during this evolution, I recommend you avoid leaving comments for awhile. 
And if you would like me to stop commenting you. Then please leave this sequence on the bottom of of your post.
@kw-

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@Blase,
DEWD You know more about old tricks than anyone I know. 
Speaking of Old Tricks: How's Sweet Baby doing?
I have grown weary of your Narcissistic attitude. And your bullying my friends. Come at me all you want you low brow neanderthal (Since you don't read any books, I'll tell you, the "H" in that word is silent). But if you try to spank or molest or threaten anyone else, I'm coming at you.

There are 120 million blogs on the Blog-o-sphere. And you are not king of the hill. In fact you aren't in the top 100 million. You are a fly speck on the dog turd in the back yard of the blog-o-sphere. And you are so overly in love with you, that it nauseates me.

  • Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
  • Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
  • Requires excessive admiration
  • Has a very strong sense of entitlement, e.g., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
  • Is exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
  • Lacks empathy, e.g., is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
  • Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
  • Regularly shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Do any of these sound familiar? They describe you to a "T"
I found that shit in a book. But since you can't/won't/don't read books, shit kicker. It will surprise you to know that people write things about YOU in them. Any 5 of those symptoms in one person is called NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder).
Not a bad thing, for a 16th century tyrant. But completely unacceptable in the 21st Century. Unless you want to be Dictator of a group of uneducated countries. Maybe Kim Jong Il is looking to hire a TYRANT UNDER INSTRUCTION.


So if you can tear yourself away from the Titties long enough (cause we all know how you likes you some titties), I'd be interested in hearing what you have to say on this subject sissy boy. Muster your minions. Storm the walls. I am neither intimidated or impressed by you...


IT'S TIME TO NUT-UP or SHUT-UP.
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30 comments:

Blasé said...

Your new background...

I'm impressed!

Has Ophhilia seen it? I hear she likes her some purple.

Blasé said...

ok...I'm not sure who let this "B.S." (Brittany Sommer,Yankee of some sort) on the loose, but somebody needs to throw her back in the pond or something.

..Damn!

Blasé said...

..and who the hell is she talking too???

Blasé said...

HEY BS!

Come over to my Blog. I've got a song for you that will make you let down your hair and shake your bootay like there is not tomorrow. Trust me.

Blasé said...

..screw my misspelling, it's FRIDAY and I feel as groovy as a Tar Hell Muther F***er!

Blasé said...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

If you'd wouldn't worry so much about who is at the damn door all the time and just let me in...we could have as much fun as the "Whole Hee Haw Gang"

WHOOOOooooo, Oh Yeah, Baby!

Blasé said...

What do you get when you cross a dead fish with a rotten corpse?

It doesn't matter, just get rid of the shi*

Blasé said...

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.

It ALWAYS has been that, and it always WILL be that.

Blasé said...

my back hurts...I'm going to go lie down somewhere.

Dutch donut girl said...

Seriously, HH, was this really necessary?

I have never seen such a vicious and mean-spirited attack on the the blogosphere.

He's not King of the hill, but who are we kidding, neither are you.

Bullying your friends?
If this isn't a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black then I don't know what is.

And you didn't find that shit (aka NPD symptoms) in a book, you found it on Wikipedia.

You could have handled this situation better. You don't like the guy? Fine, you don't have to.

But declaring a state of war is going way overboard. Why are you doing this? Because you are not putting an end to this BS, you are the one who started it all by being offensive and insulting. Frankly, I expected better of you.

Read your own words and tell me who's the real bully here.
So yeah, I am taking sides. But I suppose that's what you wanted all along. For your readers to take sides. Your side.

I'm sorry, but this has left a bad taste in my mouth.

Blasé said...

Easy there, Double D!

I appreciate the love and you know you're my Girl and everything, but I've got this Old Timer inside of a bunker and I'm about to shovel dirt over it. Ain't going to be no white flag waving on Blasé's part.

Blasé said...

Double D, HH might have Ms Anthropy fooled...but that's ok. Everyone needs to be loved and that is where Ms A comes in.

Blasé said...

My back needs massaging and I wouldn't have Ms A touch it for all the money in the world. I got chicks that are COOL over at my Blog...

Blasé said...

I've turned over a new leaf...tomorrow Blasé shall start a new life.......reading BOOKS!

The first book I read will have something to do with- "NPD" (whatever the hell that means...It is my current understanding that I've got the symptoms)

Blasé said...

Whenever I need the pages turned (on my books..duh!)...I will have my harem lick their fingers and turn them for me...preferably naked.

Blasé said...

Ms A is NOT invited...

Blasé said...

Blasé will now lean his back up against Forrest Gump and get some sleep tonight. I'll watch his back, and he'll watch mine.

Tomorrow, unless enemy fire has overtaken us, I shall regroup my men and once again show the Blogosphere who THE MAN is around these here parts.

Don't judge me, y'all don't know me.

Peace and Love

Michelle Faith said...

Ok I get it, You guys are setting this all up to get some good hits. Well its working, cause this has got me laughing my ass off...and that is a LOT of ass to laugh off. Hell this made my night. You two are so bad ass, no really very good stuff.
Nice to Meet you KW...looking forward to more.

Blasé said...

yaaaawn [rubbing eyes, whiping snot off lips]..

HEY MICHELLE! While you're shaking hands with the enemy/HH...keep your eyes on the hand you can't see (it's got a knife in it). North Korea ain't got shit on HH.

FYI: Please don't laugh too much of your "ass off" because I like my women with some 'junk-in-the-trunk' (more to hold on to...)

Blasé said...

HEY HH!

I've got more lint collecting in my navel than you've got comrades.

Bring ON your Army...I'll take them on ONE by ONE. Your silly/sissy rules don't jive with me.

Where is that Karen? Is she still taking pictures of all the men doing the work on her house?
When is she going to lay down her camera and pickup a hammer or something?

Blasé said...

..and why is it when I "publicly follow" 'Some Things I have Learned'...the whole damn list gets the boot??

You don't appreciate some FLAVOR in your blog?

Blasé said...

I'm such a STRAIGHT SHOOTER that I've lost more "followers" than you will ever COLLECT...MOFO!

Do you think I care, OLD Bearded One? Haa HAA!

You can have your "ChristyJesusLou" type of followeres. BIG DEAL/OR NO DEAL!

Blasé said...

..and WHERE IS that preacher-woman? What is her name? OH YEAH.....Chatty Kelly.

Is she still praying for me?

Well, if she is...it ain't doing a damn bit of good.

More fasting is needed, I'm sure.

Blasé said...

I need breakfast.............

"HEY SWEETBABY..GET YOUR BIG ASS IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE I GET OUT MY BELT"

..ha..y'all should see her running

Blasé said...

That was good...damn good.

They don't make women like SweetBaby, anymore.

'Today's Women' don't have a freakin' CLUE.

Blasé said...

HEY HH,

I could play 'Hop-Scotch' wearing a tutu with makeup...and I would STILL be more manly than YOU.

Just ask my women over at my Blog.

My women don't wear training bras, and they aren't spoiled with sensitive feelings like your followers are.

Blasé said...

I got an idea......

How 'bout you and your women/Army have a Bible study and I'll come over and lead the prayer........................rightafter they do a strip-search on me.

Blasé said...

You might have the better looking blog background (I'm still impressed) and you might be more handsome than me (very,very debatable)....but I've got the better looking women over at my Blog. Trust me.

Blasé said...

My women will tell you straight UP-

"If you don't follow Blasé, that is YOUR loss, not his".

Go ahead, ask them.

Blasé said...

I read in a book-

"At Blasé's Blog, you get 'The Cream of the Crop' and 'The Gravy'.....but at HH's Blog, you get leftovers and crumbs"

but, you can't believe everything you read in a book.