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Monday, May 3, 2010

And now,

Back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Here are a few books that have been updated to reflect today's modern culture. You may recognize a few from your youth, and some are fresh off the deep end of my humor.














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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I am seriosuly laughing my freakin ass off! I need to get me some of these updated versions. I am getting tired of the originals. LOL!

Ms. A said...

That's funny!

Senorita said...

This is great ! I wish I could find this at my local library.

Betty Manousos said...

WOW! Hilarious! Thanks for the laughter. I so needed it today:)
Betty

My ADHD Me said...

I Love Dr Seuss. But I don't remember these exact titles. Hmmm. I guess I need to get to the library.

Alice in Wonderland said...

ROFLMAO! I loved these books, especially the "Dr Seuss" ones.
The closest I could get was "I like my wine in a jug, not a mug!"
Big hugs!

Kelly said...

You are being quite naughty today. :-) I have lots of Dr Seuss books, but not a single of those!

Heff said...

Hmmm. Dr. Seuss has changed a bit since my day....

Anonymous said...

You are seriously disturbed.

red.neck chic said...

Oh my gosh... I think my sides hurt. I wanna own...

"WTF Is This" - but only after I read
the Wacky book of Ass Whoopin's. LOLOLOL

Thanks for the giggles!!!
;-) robelyn

Edie said...

Now where did I put that ruler? :D

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!










Still
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

UBERMOUTH said...

hahahaha That'll help literacy rates.

Kimberly said...

Horton buys a ho! I co-wrote this.

Charlotte said...

Apparenty I missed a few of these titles....Dr. Seuss would have loved this.