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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

THE NEW POLICY

In honor of and in keeping with the spirit and attitude towards America's enemies, as put forth by the Current Executive Administration, to be a KINDER, GENTLER, MORE TOLERANT WORLD NEIGHBOR, the US Navy has instituted the:

TERRORIST CATCH & RELEASE PROGRAM.

A Recently captured Taliban leader was placed aboard a USN Aircraft Carrier. During his stay aboard the carrier, he ate meals with the crew and enjoyed air-conditioned quartering and stayed in a private stateroom. There is none of that sleep deprivation, prolonged interrogation tactics. No mental anguish or psychological disorientation. And certainly none of that water-boarding!
In fact after the friendly questioning in a comfy chair, with milk and cookies was over. The Navy gave the Jihadist a classic American Automobile and $500.00 cash and sent him on his way.

This is a picture of the crew during the release.

15 comments:

Christiejolu said...

Ok this was a joke right??? Funny!

Heart2Heart said...

Kurt,

That is just too funny. Thanks for sharing this and can't wait to share it with Steve when he gets home.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Alice in Wonderland said...

Yeah, is that a joke?

Big hugs!

Heff said...

LMAO @ ChristieJolu !!!

Kimberly said...

Today this isn't actually policy.

Kelly Combs said...

Wahahaha! It should be implemented immediately!

red.neck chic said...

HAAAAAAAAA! Now THAT is funny!!!

Now I want some milk and cookies though...

:-D robelyn

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Hahaha! That is a joke! right?
Oh you made me smile with your comments on my blog!
Thanks.
Hope you're having a great Tuesday!
Big hugs!!
B

Spiky Zora Jones said...

hum...we gather and release. is this like capturing a crocodile and releasing it down stream with a brand new pair of crocodile shoes?

meh.

Just telling it like it is said...

WTF? I am a little miffed!!!!

Heart2Heart said...

Kurt,

Please help me spread the word of a sister in Christ who so desperately needs help with a limited amount of time left.

http://godsheart-heart2heart.blogspot.com/2010/05/urgent-prayer-request.html

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Senorita said...

LOL, at first I was getting beyond pissed at our government until I saw that pic. Priceless !

Eve said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely brilliantly funny!

Just telling it like it is said...

Not really!!!I could never be mad at you...I had PMS

Edie said...

Hahaha! Love it!

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