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Monday, March 25, 2013

Monday FUNNY

It's a cool spring morning and a priest is sitting alone on a park bench admiring the beauty that surrounded him. When a biker strolls up, smelling of liquor, covered in lipstick  marks on his neck and with a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his pocket and sits beside the priest. The biker opens a newspaper and gives it his full attention, but a few minutes pass and he turns and asks the priest, "Father... what causes arthritis?" 
The old priest, glowers and says, "cavorting with loose women, over indulgence in liquor, carousing to late hours and not bathing regularly"
The biker says, "Well I'll be damned" and goes back to reading his paper. After a few more minutes of silence the priest starts to feel badly an turns to the biker and says, "I'm sorry son, how long have you had arthritis?"

The biker replies, "Oh I don't have arthritis, I was reading the paper and it says that's why the pope retired."

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DID  YOU HEAR THAT CHER JOINED THE SPICE GIRLS?
THEY'RE GONNA CALL HER
OLD SPICE


3 comments:

NanaDiana said...

LOL! I wondered where that was going. I'd say they named Cher right! xo Diana

Red Shoes said...

HA!!!!!

~shoes~

Blue Ridge Mountains said...

What a great story.