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Friday, May 20, 2011

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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE TOOTHBRUSH WAS INVENTED IN SOUTH CAROLINA?
IF IT WAS INVENTED ANYWHERE ELSE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED A
TEETHBRUSH


IN TENNESSEE A VIRGIN IS
ANY UGLY 13YR OLD WHO CAN OUTRUN HER COUSINS



SAFE SEX IN WEST VIRGINIA IS
SPRAY PAINTING AN 
"X"
ON ALL THE SHEEP THAT KICK





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SEAL TEAM 6, UNDER ORDERS BY THE US SECRETARY OF STATE, USED A BLACK FELT TIP PEN, AKA A SHARPIE, TO DRAW A PENIS ON OSAMA BIN LADEN'S FACE. THAT'S WHY THE PRESIDENT WON'T RELEASE PHOTOS OF OBL!




8 comments:

Ms. A said...

Someone is feeling quite feisty today!

red.neck chic said...

*giggle*
I sho 'nuff adore you!!!

I wonder what a Texas sign looks like? LMAO!!!

xoxoxoxoxo
robelyn

Red Shoes said...

What a great video of The Allman Brothers Band!! They were truly unbelievable... 'Live At The Fillmore East' may be the best live recording I've ever heard!!

~shoes~

Karen said...

LOLOL..... Love the signs... Especially New Hampshire and New York.

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL I loved all the signs-especially the one from New York.

Are they real signs though?

AK said...

In my community in California, we need that sign also in Russian LOL! :p

Charlotte said...

As for me I'm still looking for that EXIT sign that say's we are out of here, which explain my post today titled "The Wheels on the Bus" go round and round.

P.S. Regarding the Centurion/Faith question that's over my paygrade.

(IS 5:26-30)In these verses we learn that Isaiah vision was his commission to be God's messenger to his people. He had to tell people who believed they were blessed by God, that instead God was going to destroy them because of public disobedience.

Isaiah's lofty view of God gives us a sense of God's greatness, MYSTERY and POWER. Isaiah example of recongnizing his own sinfulness before God encourages each one of us to confess our sins, so that we too are forgiven. (Sorry to preach, don't mean to but somethings I can't hold the HS inside and this has nothing to do with you Kurt but maybe these words were mean for someone visiting this sight today.

God is moving in way's we don't understand. Stay safe, always.

BamaTrav said...

What do you call the 32 cheerleaders at the Univ. of Tennessee?

A full set of teeth.


How do you know if someone in Texas is married?

There's dip spit running down both sides of the pickup truck.