GOT THIS TODAY
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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to demonstrate their support for the women
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to demonstrate their support for the women
and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!!
God Bless America!!
LOL... this one I'm forwarding to my husband, who will hope that most women comply :-)
ReplyDeleteThis has been part of the internet lexicon since 2001. It is sometimes accompanied by a naked cartoon woman scaring men dressed in Arab dress.
ReplyDeleteHAHA!!! This is funny!
ReplyDeleteOne word "Boobies"...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Does this mean if we all go naked, we'll be free of any charges related to public nudity? :P
ReplyDeleteI suppose I COULD reschedule the Saturday grocery trip....
ReplyDeleteFrickin' hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the day and the season.
Men should participate as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd while you're walking around naked go to the airport. Getting through security should be much easier.
haha, an interesting view of islam and its principles! the things we do to try get women to take their clothes of, eh? ;)
ReplyDeleteWalk out of their houses? I say RUN. Streak girls, streak!
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