MONDAY MADNESS

Due to the poor economy and the loss of his job, Bob the Baptist was forced to move from his home in the Bible-belt to a suburban community that was predominantly Catholic. The all coexisted peacefully with no problems, until the Lent season arrived. While all of the Catholics were having fish for their meals, Baptist Bob would fill the neighborhood with the aroma of prime beef on the Bar-B-Que. So they all decided to work on converting him.

At the ceremony, the Bishop sprinkled water on Bob and declared; "You were born a Baptist. You were raised a Baptist. But now you are a Catholic."

All went well for the community. And the people were surprised the following lent, when the smells of beef on the grill filled the air. They all excitedly rushed to Bob's house to see what the problem was. The was Bob at the grill, sprinkling steaks with water and declaring;

"You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But now you are a fish."

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hve a great week.